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just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:12:40 -0700

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

themicrominer: pegacornalley: heiress-to-the-industries: mldmn...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:22:41 -0700

themicrominer:

pegacornalley:

heiress-to-the-industries:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you?

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE

OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS MADE MY YEAR OMG

“Pikachu,” said Pikachu

colonelmustangsnipples: acedia-neon: I just realized that this movie is about a kid who has a dead...

Sat, 04 May 2013 08:48:19 -0700

colonelmustangsnipples:

acedia-neon:

I just realized that this movie is about a kid who has a dead mom and tries to bring her back through human transmutation, but fails, and creates a homunculus

lizthefangirl: piratesherlyholmes: SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA #I SEE...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:01:28 -0700

lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!

*sPITS DRINK*

wifipasswords: im laughing so hard someone made this gif black...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:35:43 -0700

wifipasswords:

im laughing so hard someone made this gif black and white to make it more dramatic but its literally from a movie about talking fish and a vegetarian shark

purpleturtlezflrs: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: peetasfakeleg: onlyeverrory: why do teachers have...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:17:22 -0700

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

obenibo: littleojibwe: tanninginparadise: See this picture?...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:18:00 -0700

obenibo:

littleojibwe:

tanninginparadise:

See this picture? This comes from a town in Canada where a 24 pack of water bottles is 104 dollars and formula milk for a baby is priced at 55 dollars a pack. What’s more, a pack of diapers is 95 dollars and one head of lettuce is 26 dollars. Inuit people are starving in a country known for it’s generosity.

If you don’t believe this is true, you can find more images like this here. This is the only grocery store these people have in their small towns, and many people are going hungry & elderly are dying faster.

You’ll send aid to foreign children that are starving, so why won’t you pay a little extra to feed the people in your own country who work hard & still can’t afford the prices for healthy food for their families?

Please have a heart and reblog this photo to raise awareness that even in our own countries people are starving, join the movement and show the government that we won’t sit by and watch people starve.

If you think this will make your blog ugly you’re wrong. Children in a first world country are getting sick & starving, and nobody is even aware it’s happening. You can let people know by reblogging and showing you care. People I am close to, my friends and future in-laws are going through this.

Love how little attention this post gets from my beach blog followers.

Signal boost.

stolenpandorica: It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:46:48 -0700

stolenpandorica:

It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic

djsnow-troll: Anna Kendrick everybody..

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:26:27 -0700

djsnow-troll:

Anna Kendrick everybody..

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:07:12 -0700

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

trenchgun: pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD....

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:10:52 -0700

trenchgun:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

I was sure this was another stupid rumor, but it’s true.

butteredsupernatural: justinjewmanji: thelittlestotter: renkr...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:13:25 -0700

butteredsupernatural:

justinjewmanji:

thelittlestotter:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

That’s awesome how he uses her other senses to describe the pie.

I’m crying over pie.

Wow I wasn’t aware that he had a tender bone in his body. Admittedly I don’t watch the show but awww

If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:46:49 -0700

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

call you names

tell you weird and personal details about myself

say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb

type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts

share funny photos from my tumblr dash

actually tell you when i’m upset

try to make conversation with you

just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood

tell you jokes even if they’re bad

nerdycouture: mommahootowl: prettiesthootowlinthegarrison: nat...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:22:45 -0700

nerdycouture:

mommahootowl:

prettiesthootowlinthegarrison:

natsmum:

Are we gonna talk about how over 500 people just reblogged the middle

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

This joke is funny on so many levels

sassminsterabbey: the-galway-girl: imperfectwriting: smalldoll: If you are a vegetarian I...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:21:29 -0700

sassminsterabbey:

the-galway-girl:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am a vegan, and I support this message.

wow nice vegans exist, here have some carrots nice vegan

imadethisinanapplestore: vonmunsterr: iloveyoulessthanpunk: we...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:01:21 -0700

imadethisinanapplestore:

vonmunsterr:

iloveyoulessthanpunk:

wenchymcwench:

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:
‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.

I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”

Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’

It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.

Source : [x]

I just saw this and thought it would be incredible to share this so maybe it could catch on wherever you may live

Well now I’m crying, this is great.

well then.

this is great! i’ll definitely do this

Photo

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:56:50 -0700

pocket-chibz: (Chocolate Cornets!)

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:21:09 -0700

pocket-chibz:

(Chocolate Cornets!)

sodamnrelatable: hAVE YOU EVER bEEN IN LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOODS EVER AND THEN SOMEONE JUST...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 15:23:02 -0700

sodamnrelatable:

hAVE YOU EVER bEEN IN LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOODS EVER AND THEN SOMEONE JUST SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR MOOD JUST GOES

ebonyfreebird: Why has Tumblr taught me more about basic living...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 17:00:34 -0800

ebonyfreebird:

Why has Tumblr taught me more about basic living than all of my previous schooling experiences combined