Seconds before it's time for me to present
Do you do marathons?
Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
when I leave tumblr to go to bed my last post is...
How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say “What?!” multiple times when you scream my name? Sincerely, Your Confused Child
When someone tries to take a piece of my food
Staring contest with you friends.
What artists do if given wire and household...
That little voice in your head that talks while...
We all have this :)
Statistically, 1 in 20 of us live nextdoor to a...
thechildrensplace: kellyinigomontoya: occupyiowa: The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST4RhWdlMQ “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.” Spread links to the mirrors. Keep firing. are you fucking KIDDING ME disgusting
Did you know it's impossible to say "Good eye...
sodamnrelatable: Reblog if you tried it.
That awesome moment when food can cure EVERYTHING....
i always wondered how a mouse manages to make... →
10knotes: I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.
That contest you have with other people to see who...
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for...
When you try on someone's glasses to see how blind...
When I close the wrong tab....
That irritating moment when you're rushing to do...
sodamnrelatable: and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.
sodamnrelatable: To your friends: DUDE, I’M GOING TO FAIL! To your parents: The test was easy. via sodamnrelatable
my mom thinks i’m the only kid who spends all day...
how you feel when you're winning an argument.
laughingstation: when people disrespect their mothers in front of other people because they’re trying to look cool
playing hide and seek and hear footsteps →