How to cheat like Mr. Bean
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
When you do something cool
If you say "raise up lights" really fast, it...
reblog if you actually tried :D
I am the type of person who starts to tear up...
When people are sad and you just want to make them...
when people tell me they "hate reading."
you know that feeling when you have all this...
That moment when you feel like crying but don't...
xoxoillest: Then suddenly, someone asks you “are you okay?” so you go:
Your parents using the computer
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Getting your hair professionally done
peanutbutter-to-my-jelly: Expectations: Reality:
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It's...
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That awkward moment when you see your friends with...
Reblog if you are naked under your clothes.
That moment when you have to pretend to be happy...