May 2011
310 posts
How to cheat like Mr. Bean
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
When you do something cool
If you say "raise up lights" really fast, it...
reblog if you actually tried :D
I am the type of person who starts to tear up...
When people are sad and you just want to make them...
davidtennantsballsack:
when people tell me they "hate reading."
jack-sparrow:
you know that feeling when you have all this...
fuckin-neal:
That moment when you feel like crying but don't...
xoxoillest:
Then suddenly, someone asks you “are you okay?”
so you go:
Your parents using the computer
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by setting-up-sunday
Getting your hair professionally done
peanutbutter-to-my-jelly:
Expectations:
Reality:
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It's...
kingsleysaidthat:
SWAG.
fuckin-neal:
BASKETBALL SWAG:
HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG:
SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG:
CHAIR SWAG:
BULLET SWAG:
THIS MAN HAS SWAG:
FINGER-SKATER SWAG:
FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG:
EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG:
That awkward moment when you see your friends with...
Reblog if you are naked under your clothes.
sidebysidewithme:
That moment when you have to pretend to be happy...
